Schumper

A shirt that's stitched into a jumper.

Have you seen Dave? That cunts definitely wearing a schumper.

by Bank and bonk boabby May 5, 2021

Scrumply belly

When you wake up after a huge scran or a heavy night out and your belly makes that awful noise.

Aw hell I have a super scrumply belly this morning.

by Scrumplstiltskin January 7, 2022

scrumblebog

someone crusty musty dusty

he is literally a scrumblebog

by limenadeed March 3, 2023

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

hrary crumpler

premature balding yet hoary waste of life

Burnt out on meth, suicidal, hrary crumpler existence, dead weight on society

by T record June 1, 2013

turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.

Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."

by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013

Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.

No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.

by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019