Scrotum Periwinkle

Another word for genital warts caused by the HPV virus.

Wow, looks like Keenan's got some blazing scrotum periwinkles.

Looks like I need to water my scrotum periwinkles, they're multiplying.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011

scrotum pirate

One who pillages the scrotum area, usually a biter of the nut sac.

Well the closest thing would be phat andy.

Phat andy is a scrotum pirate.

by Steve the fawkin cougar August 8, 2006

scrotum

What you don't want to get stuck in the paper-shredder.

Oh noes, my scrotum!

by Yaziyo May 4, 2006

Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

scrotum sailor

One who sails the uncharted scrotum seas. Often used as an insult to a man's sexuality. Said sailing can occur with any body part. In addition, the word may be used on a larger scale to describe a gay man, or to insult a straight man.

"Y'arr! This scrotum sailor is trying to board our poop deck!"

by masterofrats May 13, 2005

scratus

During an agile project there is usually a time when the consultants have gone home and it's clear that things are quite as rosey as they'd have you believe that they were to be in the agile seminar that you took. Usually around this time the daily scrum transforms in to scratus. Communication becomes more vague, engineers take a defensive posture whereby they always accomplish something that is important to the project yet the project doesn't get closer to completion. The ultimate tell tale sign of scratus is when the managment is very tense and the engineering team refers to their work by the defect number or feature number rather than the actual feature or defect in English.

Manager: What did you work on yesterday Bill?

Bill: I closed defects 1234,5432, 3212 and 3422. I also worked on feature 1.7 from the requirements.

Manager: Are you blocked?

Bill: No sir.

Manager: Did you update our Rally online agile tracking platform with your progress?

Bill <in nervous voice now>: Yes sir. I do before every scratus, er, I mean scrum.

Manager: When will 1.7 be done?!?

Bill <meekly>: Maybe next week.

Manager: Who's next? We've got a deadline people!

by A. Hacker August 7, 2006

scrotum boner

an erection so hard that it stretches the skin of the scrotum pulling the testicles against the shaft.

When your mom gives your sister a hug and kiss it gives me a scrotum boner.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010