scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 29, 2011

Scroaner

When the capacity of excitement released in the form of a moan or scream isn't large enough, and you have to do both. Most commonly occur in Highschool Closets, with more than 2 people.

Person 1: YOO LAST NIGHT I BANGED THIS SUPER HOT ASS CHICK
Person 2: YOOO DID SHE SCROAN BRAAAH?
Person 1: FUCK YEAH SHE SCROANED BRO!!! I NKEW SHE WAS A SCROANER!
Person 2: BROOOO!

by Timmehhhhhhhhhhhhh November 2, 2011

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

Scroatee

A Style of pubic hair for men, generally all of the hair in the pubic region is shaved, except for the underside of the balls. a goatee for your testicles.

Some Girl: I was giving that easbomb guy a hand job. and that motherfuckers scroatee was so nasty i almost threw up. he told me hes been growing it for 3 years now and he wont shave it for me.

Some girls friend: U serious? he must have Some mad style to be sportin' such a mean ball beard

by Je23 January 17, 2008

scrot bag

an insult used to describe someone who is wrinkly like an 80 year old scrotum. also, used by several teachers to describe year seven pupils.

"sir! theres some Y7's running around"
"sod it, i cant be arsed with the little scrot bags"

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006

Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.

He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.

by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008

Total Scrotal

When everything is just fuckin terrible

This day has just been 100% total scrotal man.

by Octojew March 9, 2018