Scratch and Grounder

1. Two antagonists from the 1993 cartoon Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The pair, Scratch: a robotic chicken with the most grating laugh, and Grounder: a talking green tank/ drill-thing with a billion accesories, a real dumbass. These dumbfucks were Robotniks Henchmen, and often failed and easly tricked.

2. A pair of assholes that never go away. Usually, one is a jock,and the other is short and fat. Also tend to be pissed off retards.

1. Scratch: who says chickens aren't smart? I just outfoxed a fox!

2. Grounder: i have more accessories!

3. man1:Look, it's Scratch and Grounder!
. man2: dicks

by pinasbop October 9, 2009

scathing

1) marked by harshly abusive criticism

2) severely critical; scornful, as a remark

The third party candidate launched a scathing attack on the second party contender.

The judge laughed as he described the girl's voice with a scathing assertion.

by B3li3v3 May 12, 2014

scratch

Tattoos, especially old school prison tats.

Holmes, did you see the "Folsom Prison scratch" on that old biker? It was the shit!

by Jim Inman August 24, 2006

scratch your ass

Go fuck yourself; get out of here

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...

by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015

Tis but a scratch

When you get stabbed almost killed or ur about to die from a fatal injury

*Shoots me 7 and a half times in the colon* tis but a scratch

by Ricardo Bliss69 May 28, 2020

scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011