scobblelotcher

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

by Mike Finland March 21, 2017

sciberas

Incredibly funny man who has a slightly above average penis but knows how to use it.

Mr X is a very large sciberas.

by 12313546 November 13, 2009

scabenger

Predominantly female, this is someone who is constantly keeping an eye out for the next thing to pick at on their body, i.e, a scab, infected hair, or perfectly normal skin pore. This person shares symptoms related to both (ADD) Attention Deficit Disorder and (OCD) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

Rebecca is such a scabenger. Everytime I see her she is squeezing a boil on her leg.

by KuriousOranj November 16, 2006

no-scoped

to be shot down and killed by a sniper who did not use the scope or any function that enhances his accuracy to destroy his enemy in any multiplayer first-person-shooter.

Dude, he freakin no-scoped me!!

by Cliff Johnsen May 5, 2005

black scope

almost like a quickscope but except you don't see the crosshairs a little.

guy - hey dude I just black scope 3 guys!

by pelonpelorico October 3, 2013

Scobol

A shortened form of Scholastic Bowl, played in Illinois.

Scobol is the coolest activity on the planet.

by Trevv September 23, 2005

Nobe-scoped

Pronounced: Nohb-scohpt

The act of failing a test with a very low grade, or being extremely confused in a school lesson. Usually due to a teacher with unbelievably high expectations who spent one class period glossing over an incredibly hard subject and gave an in-depth test on it the next day.

A corruption of something between noob-tube and hard-scope, which should be enough to make even the most calm FPS gamer feel like ripping his eyes out. Always capitalized in order to emphasize the epic-ness of the fail.

Example 1).
Person 1: What'd you get on the chemistry test?
Person 2: A 36, I got Nobe-scoped.

Example 2).
Teacher: Alright, today we're going to talk about the effects of fluid dynamics on the history of the Papacy.
Student 1 to Student 2: You ready to get Nobe-scoped?

by Thomas Jeffrey Hanks December 4, 2011