A volunteer program for high school and college students going into medicine. But they just walk around the hallways at hospitals in a school uniform and aren’t allowed to do anything.
You (a covid patient): *starts bleeding out and like the blood squirts, the blood literally hit the ceiling fan and now is all over the room moving at a high velocity*
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
Health scholar: *stares at you through the window.
You: “TF ARE YOU DOING? HELP ME!!”
Health scholar: “I can’t go in covid rooms.”
Nurse: “oh god okay I’ll help you!” *looks at health scholar* “put pressure on it while I get blood.”
Health scholar: “no I can’t go into covid rooms. Also why aren’t you wearing proper PPE?”
Nurse: “CAUSE ITS AN EMERGENCY!!”
Health scholar: *writing in a binder
Nurse 2: “tf are you doing? Go get some g-“
Health scholar: “I’m writing an incident report. ‘Patient was bleeding, patient had covid, nurse was a bitc-‘“
You: *died
God: it was fucking cope health scholars fault.
by Sacredfart May 13, 2023
We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.
by MarketingMan June 07, 2017
A challenge established at Muskingum University by two Class of 2020 students to have sex in every academic building on campus without being caught by other students or faculty
by muskiedudebro April 14, 2021
A College Student, Post Grad or anyone devoting themselves to higher education who both kills their academic work in addition to getting "John Daly Drunk" at least 3 times a week. Such human beings have a higher sense of satisfaction with life, are more desired by the opposite sex and generally just win at life.
John woke up absolutely shit-housed for his advanced chem test and still got the second highest score. That kid is a genuine party scholar
by PrinceHarry11 July 06, 2013
Scholars band are an online professional editing and proofreading service provider, helping students get perfect documents. We offer assistance on a variety of different subjects
by Scholars Band November 22, 2021
by Jshark321 December 12, 2017
Scholars International Academy is a school located in Sharjah ( U.A.E) The school is known to end your dreams from the second you enter it. Boys are gay af and the girls are all snitches. Boys in common are all either indian or some chamaks in the middle of Ajman, Sharjah and Dubai. The girls are a different story. They all act innocent which they are. They are very ugly (most) but still helpful. From my view (i'm a girl if you didn't know about that btw) they are very nice to me.
?Random Guy: Hello man. What school are you in
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*
Other Guy: Scholars International Academy
.Random Guy: I never heard of it
(Othe guy: (shows picture of school
Random Guy: *Runs very far away that the police had to be called in*
by iswilliawonka December 04, 2018