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shnarf

Snharf is a complex word. It is mainly an interchangeable noun, adjective and verb with the word "fuck." It can mean anything from poop, to piss, to a cow with a urinary tract infection. It all depends on how YOU feel like using it. The word is pronounce Shh-narf with a short a.
That was the luckiest shnarfin' grenade ever.

I just shnarfed you so hard.

Eat shnarf and die, kid.

What the shnarf just happened???

We were shnarfin' in the back of my grandma's car.

SHNARF!!!!
by Theoryyy June 25, 2009
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Shnarf

Function: Verb

To go out to eat somewhere and not leave enough money to cover what you've eaten. Specifically, when in a large group of friends splitting one check.
Dude, somebody totally shnarfed! We still owe $10.50!! Who didn't put in enough?
by Jon Olin April 5, 2004
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schlarf

A schlarf loves to have sex with people of the same gender
by preltz October 19, 2008
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Schnarff

It's the sound you must make at the end of a hail mary or prayer so you can increase your pack luck in Madden created by the Youtuber Gmiasworld. The prayer helps your left butt cheek perk to the penultimate maximum of the flux capacitor when a glitchy pull happens.
"You have to do this prayer in the most embarrassing places possible for it to work.

Alright, let's get ready. Are you ready? Let's do it...

Oooooooh Shamallamalaaa Ooooh Yeee Ooooh Schneee...SCHNARFF!!

Alright, Let's get it."
by CrimHades April 16, 2019
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schnarftongler

A respectfully cool, with the belief of equal rights and justice for all humans, hard working art student.
Today during my drawing and painting class one of my schnarftongler students told the class how happy they are they Joe Biden won the election of 2020.
by Mr. E. November 10, 2020
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schnarler

A term and slang for a bj that is usually found in an unusual or out-in-left-field area.
"Yo look at shenks out in the ocean, is he gettin a schnarler??"
by Rola July 8, 2007
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Schmarf

I just schmarfed my pants.
by Seth Schmarfson January 30, 2012
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