schmuck

schmuck is a term commonly used by people from the UK in reference to someone being an idiot or just when you simply feel like calling someone something.

you absolute schmuck aj

by nicki minajjjj March 7, 2022

A Schmidt

An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.

Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.

by Student 47 December 7, 2018

to schmidhuber

When you claim that someone else's idea that even remotely resembles your own is stolen from you.

I had that idea already 20 years ago. I'm going to schmidhuber him at the next conference.

by badfellow July 15, 2021

Wynter Schmidt

A name given to those who receive during sex. Aka a bottom.

"she's such a wynter schmidt"

by VESSSPAAAMANNN February 28, 2022

Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III

He is perhaps the sexiest and smartest man alive he is just above Rasputin

Person 1: have you seen Dr. Veindorbotton Schmidt III?
Person 2: Yeah he is sexy

by Cooper Pooper March 9, 2020

Schmidling

A small piece of something; remnants of something larger; something leftover; a small task, chore, or errand ; a pet name for someone ; the end of a bag of weed; shake

"Hey you dropped a little weed." "Oh its alright, it's just a lil' schmidling," proclaimed Benjamin.

Liz had a schmidling of ketchup on her face after she ate the hotdog.

Tom had to attend to a few schmidlings after he got off work.

"My little schmidling" (with accent)

"All I've got left are a few schmidlings." < You better get some more weed.

Note: Some choose to raise one eyebrow while using this word.

by schmidling September 11, 2012

Delegate Schmidt

A sexual act involving deliberate defecation into the vaginal opening of one's partner.

Nothing makes me happier than when Dave gives me a Delegate Schmidt before we make whoopie.

by NotYourDelegate May 21, 2010