Schadenfreude

Nicky: "Schadenfruede, what's that, some sort of Nazi word?"

Gary Coleman: "Yep, it's German for 'Happiness at the misfortune of others!'"

Nicky: "'Happiness at the misfortune of others', that IS German!"

Gary Coleman: Right now you'r down and out, and feelin' really crappy.

N: I'll say.

Gary Coleman: And when I see how sad you are, it sorta makes me... HAP-PY...!!!

Nicky: HAPPY?!

Gary Coleman: Sorry Nicky, human nature, nothin' I can do. It's Schadenfruede, makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!

Nicky: Well that's not very nice, Gary!

Gary Coleman: I didn't say it was nice, but ev'rybody does it! D'jah ever clap when a waitress falls, and drops a tray of glasses?

Nicky: Yeah.

Gary Coleman: And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters fallin' on their asses?

Nicky: Sure!

Gary Coleman: Don'tcha feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain? That's

Both: Schadenfreude!

Gary Coleman: People taking pleasure in your pain!

by Lorelili October 23, 2004

Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010

Schechner

Also, the state or condition of owning only one coat.

Have you seen him, wearing that ratty-ass beige coat every damn day? God, how schechner.

by w1nn4r August 9, 2003

Scheeaauunn

Weird and stupid way to say "sure". Derives it's orgin from the german word "schon" which literally means "already".

Scheeauunn is often used in southern parts of germany.

is frequently confused with "Scheuunnn" which means beautiful.

Man she's so horny! I can't wait to take her from behind!

- Scheeauunn!!

by pyro August 9, 2004

bishop schad

The most Hispanic grade school in all of South Jersey, consists of feisty Spanish hoes and famous Jack Daniels drinking Jeff. A school where drugs are filled through the halls and where they call black guys their father through the streets.

Hey, we're playing Bishop Schad tonight, hope we don't get mugged by Hispanics

by GboyPoppy January 13, 2014

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009