Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

scatterbrain

n. A person, usually female, that makes no goddamn sense at all; *thinks* she has her shit together; doesn't employ logic and takes rather irrational approaches toward problem solving; and commonly does dumb shit.

Her dreams to become a sniper in the Army, her belief that having posed in a third-rate porno mag qualifies her as a "model", and the fact that she once traded a telephone for a baby to a known scatterbrain all indicated to me that *she* is a scatterbrain.

by Bro May 13, 2004

mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.

victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb

by fergus1 October 23, 2006

Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

scatterfucked

adj. the end result of an overload of multi-tasking, a loss of brain function along with any concept of time, space, or location-often leaving the victim in a state of confusion, wondering where it all began............

I asked Josh to wash the car, and I guess he got all scatterfucked cuz now I can't find him....

by u dont know April 27, 2006

scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)

Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.

by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003