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saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.
"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"
by zz no face March 15, 2025
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purple saxophone

When person is given a blowjob whilst being grabbed and felt up in a manner that results in bruising.
Man, things got so intense last night it turned into a purple saxophone jam session.
Blowjob cop a feel bdsm
by SentualSaxDuringSex March 13, 2016
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Black Saxophone

The black Saxophone could also be described as a bass clarinet. This instrument is sad. Like Batman eating a salad.
The Black Saxophone is used by many Ross everywhere.
by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017
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canadian saxophone

It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
Unicorn
by DJM92 June 13, 2018
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falto-saxophone

It's all "X's" falto-saxophone that this happened!!!!!!!
by ZMTKIM December 4, 2021
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waxin the saxophone

josh: hey bro what did you do last night
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!
by staysingle4life January 25, 2022
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