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LaVeyan Satanism

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019
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satan

Who politicians want YOU to serve.
by Satan is a political whore! February 16, 2005
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satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.
I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.
by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004
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Satan

The best friend the Christian religion has ever had, and who has kept them in business for two thousand years.
by Anonymous June 26, 2003
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Satan

plural. also know as Cats. Satan is considered evil, yet everyone loves cats.

They are fluffy, adorable, and planning your demise.
My cat is satan in disguise.
by mo May 16, 2014
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Satan's Sidekick

Also referred to as a "monster-bomb" or "Vodka Monster", is an alcoholic beverage with ingredients of both Monster Energy Drink and any non-flavored vodka of choice. The combination of the vodka and energy drink often wakes a person up and also give's a buzz. Commonly contains one can of Monster and two or more shots of vodka.
"He's been drunk all day and hasn't passed out."

"He must have been drinking Satan's Sidekick all day."
by monster vodka November 29, 2012
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Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.
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by Budder cup June 5, 2013
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