San Diego Wank 

Founded in San Diego in the early 90's, this truly is the 'Good Morning Vietnam!' of wanks. When one seeks to relieve one's self by striping bollock naked at a full length hotel window and masturbating aggressively, allowing the whole world to see your unrelenting cum face. The individual must place their right hand flat against the window, with back arched in the most perverse way without comprising the ability to apply sufficient vinegar strokes. On ejaculation, the participant must uncontrollably spray their manhood all over the transparent pane for the welcoming world to see.

Fuck me Eric, I just walked in on Hugh Jackman throwing out a San Diego Wank! You should av seen the look in his eyes - he looked like he wanted to Wolverine someone!

No pussy tonight lads - I'm gonna fire back to my room, bang the lights on, and have myself a killer San Diego Wank for old times sake. Snort some Richard, and then wank some more.

San Diego Wank by Truckie Leighton July 8, 2010

San Diego Sandwich 

A bum fighting maneuver where one grabs his opponent, forces them down, and slaps two handfuls of sand into their mouth.

Dude, that asshole was talkin shit, so I gave him a San Diego Sandwich!

San Diego Sandwich by 707illa September 5, 2011

San Diego State 

In 2 weeks at State all of this can happen.... 3 people in jail, one in mexican jail! a sleepover at a mexican taxi cab drivers house, 3 drunk girls wet the bed, 3 hospital visits. taking care of drunk RA's, floor whore gets around some more, watch out for couples in the shower(straight and gay) and unlocked doors, roomate violence and walks of shame! oh ya and all of this is told to you the next morning b/c you obviously blacked out!!

Roomate A: i have a test today
Roomate B: what class?
Roomate A: no, i think i have Herpes!
Roomate B: ya know what they say, 1 in 4 girls have an STD at San Diego State

San Diego State by Tenochca May 9, 2006

San Diego Charg-her 

A sexual act involving anywhere from 2 to 24 people(it's possible to add more with referees, coaches, announcers, etc.) Both people are wearing full San Diego Charger uniforms with the crotch area cut out of both. The man plays the QB and the girl plays center. The guy stands in shotgun formation, with the girl hiked over like a center. He yells hike as loud as he can (different counts makes it more interesting, you could always try and draw the defense off-sides). He then runs as fast as he can up to the center and projects himself through the air ramming his penis into either the girls Vagina or asshole. However many yards she is thrown foward is the gain on the play. Repeat until you score a touchdown, your dick falls off from ramming it into a girls asshole, or you jizz on her back.

Sean: Hey dude what did you do the other day?
Dave: Dude, Carl and his girlfriend came over the other day and we engaged in a mean game of San Diego Charg-her.
Sean: That's sweet, who won?
Dave: Well late in the 4th quarter Carl jizzed and I intercepted it, and ran it back for a touchdown.
Sean: Oh thats cool, was it a good catch?
Dave: Well I caught it with my mouth and swallowed it, so there was no way I could fumble it.
Sean: So basically, Carl jizzed in your mouth?
Dave: yep...

San Diego Charg-her by SeanMG December 6, 2006

San Diego Steamer 

When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!

I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.

San Diego Steamer by San RR April 15, 2009

San Diego thank you

To kiss someone while there taking a shit.

My wife left for work while I was taking my morning duce. So she had to give me the old San Diego thank you.

San Diego thank you by chubby chaser 69 April 18, 2010

San Diego State 

A school located in San Diego. Home to the SDSU Aztecs and some of the hottest girls around. Parties are about as common as rice in China. Also has a parking lot that is more jammed up than the 405 freeway on friday afternoon.

If you're a true San Diegan, or one of the many NorCalers that wish they were, you probably go to this school!

Guy 1: I go to UCSB
Guy 2: I go to Chico State
Guy 3: I go to San Diego State, fuck yeah!
Guys 1&2: We wish we partied as hard as you guys

San Diego State by AztecZuL September 27, 2006