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k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."
Wow John, you are such a k samps.
by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009
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Samseng

An Singaporean term in Malay that refers to gangsters.

The ah beng and samseng is actually the same thing by getting into fights, rowdy behaviour and having tattoos of dragons and other weird designs

Can also be used to refer to a gangster that uses a Samsung phone
Friend : eh you see that samseng over there? Better run before he come whack us

Me : lai come run
by nightxmared September 14, 2018
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beefy sampson

man I stuck my beefy sampson in his rusty sherifs badge last night!
by Hoash October 2, 2007
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Samism

Samism is the epitome of compliment. It is akin to religions in the sense that there is a deity involved, but that deity is the person the compliment is directed at. Though the etymology is complex and often misunderstood, the original word (Sahmism) is understood as the ancient hebrew word for 'awesome-ism'. Samism makes you the cheese. And everyone wants to be the cheese.
The reason you didn't win is because he practices Samism. Tool.
by Dr34m.iZm January 12, 2008
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sampscum

Sampscum (n.) That sticky film that is left around your Bathub that you can't easily get rid of.

Sapmscum (v.) A low down dirty act of pursuasion that knows no bounds.

Sampscum (adj.) To resemble filth, or scum.
(n.) The bathroom was sampscum, an air of putrescence arose from every corner.

(v.) His borther had nearly married, but he had managed to sampscum her away from him. Now he left her used, and broken.

(adj.) The grease monkey looked sampscummy and discheveled, but he was not nearly as sampscummy as the lawyer that came to forclose on his shop.
by Firebrand Johnson October 17, 2006
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Sampsquanch

Another term for a hairy, ape-like being that resides prominently in the mountains of British Columbia. (i.e sasquatch).
Holy shit, did you just see that massive Sampsquanch?
by butteryturd January 11, 2010
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Samscale

Samscale is a measure of effort or difficulty. Samscale is near infinity. It is equal to the possibility of Sam not complaining for an entire day, which is near impossible.
In a scale from one to samscale how difficult is this task.
by Samscale May 8, 2018
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