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freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.
Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?
by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021
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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off
mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco
by Ps4 wont work February 6, 2021
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pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
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sample hoe

A SAMPLE hoe is a just a HOE who any guy like your brother, your father or just a any dude who samples off of you . A hoe who isn't worthy of anything else but just a SAMPLE, a taste but nothing more. A sample that just gets passed on and on but never gets taking serious and sits on a shelve for another person to come by and sample off of because you just a HOE and nothing more.
Your a sample hoe respect yourself or no one will!
by Tu mama January 12, 2014
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taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race
Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014
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Lane Sample

Lane Sample the kid at Pensacola beach with the loudest truck but still doesn’t get laid and has a big sclong but still doesn’t get laid. He is known for reving it everything we’re he goes. His truck is a pos but everyone still loves it!#rattlecankustoms
by Hsgendyrhebf April 30, 2019
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Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.
Babe, can I get some of that sample head?
by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019
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