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Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.
Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"
by MuttButt December 15, 2011
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Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.
Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?
by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020
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sampling

the process of taking brief segments of sound (from a song, movie or elsewhere) and using that sound to form another sound or musical piece.
Kanye West is known for sampling soul songs from the 70's and 80's.
by djestouff April 17, 2006
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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:
"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".
by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003
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Samulet

The amulet necklace given to Dean Winchester by his brother Sam Winchester when they were kids, on the show Supernatural.

It's called the Samulet as a combination of the name Sam and the word amulet.

It was borrowed by Castiel in the fifth season, as he was searching for God and it was supposed to burn white hot in God's presence. It didn't work and Castiel returned it in the episode "Dark Side Of The Moon."

Dean, for some reason not understood by fans, threw it away, despite obvious sentimental value.
Sam gave Dean the Samulet when they were kids.

The Samulet was supposed to burn in God's presence, but it turns out it was worthless.
by Sidium July 7, 2010
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Simplex

Characters of simple design and minimal features, e.g. stick figures and marshmallow people.
Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?
by vnquishr January 12, 2020
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royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.
Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.
by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005
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