look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 19, 2012

david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper

Your a fucking David Sales

by My ninja nigga September 14, 2016

banana sales man

(noun); A male stripper

"Dude, stop being such a banana sales man!"
"I wanna be a banana sales man when I grow up, if you catch my drift."

by +тнαт σηє gυу уσυ нαтє November 6, 2017

carter sales

The best friend that i got but can forget some things that he knows.

OMG! Its carter sales by bff's!

by i love apple pie! November 16, 2017

weekly sales flyers

Legalized harassment by mail.

I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018