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Swine Flu Epedemic

A strain of Influenza thought to have originated in Mexico amongst swines(more commonly known as pigs) and completely blown out of proportion by American media causing mass panic amongst citizens lacking common sense.

An excuse like bad economy for people to lower their standards or blame a failing endeavor on.
James:"Want to freak people out?"
Carl:"Yeah bro, how so?"
James: "Lets wear sombreros and cough around people in public."
Carl:"Abusing the Swine flu epedemic!GENIOUS!"

Ryan:"Jesus we had a bad opening for the new movie 17 Again"
Amanda:"What do you expect? It's hard to do anything in the bad economy especially with the swine flu going around"
Ryan:"..."
by TypicalPosterLol May 2, 2009
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Swine Flu

1) A virus contracted from Mexicans, pigs, Mexican pigs, and rich kids who went south of the border for Spring Break.

2) A disease similar to bird flu, SARS, and West Nile, in the sense that it is hyped up by the media to be an epidemic, and turns out only killing a few people.

3) When the police show up unexpectedly to ruin fun. Adapted from pig, a term for the police.
1) Rick Kid 1: "I think I got syphilis on that trip to Cancun."
Rick Kid 2: "At least it's not swine flu."

2) News Anchor: "Five more people have been diagnosed with swine flu. Run for your fucking lives."

3) Cop: "Police! Open up!"
Homeowner: "Looks like we got a case of the swine flu."
by Swinenator7 April 28, 2009
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Swine Flu

When a person regarless of colour or gender has a sexual attraction towards Latin Americans / Mexicans.

Much like Jungle Fever.
John - Last night I fucked Selena Gomez, it was awesome.
Matt - What? man you got swine flu badd

Staci - Philippe looks really hot today..
Mary - Bitch you got swine flu, i hear its lethal
by Cheezburger&Friez September 29, 2009
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Swine Flu

A seemingly understated epidemic that will claim OVER 9000 bodies. Grab the shotguns, this is going to be a zombie war.



/b/
Zombie hunter: Whats the swine flu count up to?
Zombie hunter2: OVER 9000!!!!!
by xmoofyx April 29, 2009
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swine flu swagger

the way you walk and act when you have swine flu, just chillen messed up and tired
chelsea: wow what is up with him he looks like he just got hit by a train
alex: no he's just got that swine flu swagger
by GOLYAH October 15, 2009
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swine break

A weeks vacation for students because their school had a case of the swine flu.
Jeff : "Oh man, what do you want to do on tuesday? We got a swine break."
by xCO May 2, 2009
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Swine-co de Mayo

THE new 'Cinco de Mayo' Celebration in the USA for this year, especially in sunny San Diego, CA.
"Dood, let's grab some pork 'carnitas' boo-ree-toes (burritos) and a 'seis' (sixer) of cold Dos Equis. It's 'Swine-co de Mayo'!!!
by Mnr Bnr May 5, 2009
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