Hot Swank

To defecate onto a paper plate and then strike another individual in the face with it as you would a pie. The Hot Swank may be used for both sexual and nonsexual purposes like revenge.

When you said David got shitfaced I thought you meant drunk, but instead he had been fed the Hot Swank.

by L-ish January 9, 2009

spanky love

Boston area comedic legend. The guy that always gets a laugh, no matter the circumstance. Lives in some other reality, probably not human.

That's some Spanky Love shit right there. The funeral was great. Even the Widow was cracking up!

by VeteranKnightOwl May 28, 2016

Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits

Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise

by Hoo See December 17, 2022

skanky bitch hoe.

An annoying female person, generally someone you are near on a daily basis. They will often bicker, wear questionable dress, and not be aware of any of it.

My boss is such a skanky bitch hoe.

by elnai October 19, 2007

Stanky Spanky

Noun. The act of giving and/or receiving a handjob while defecating into a toilet.

"Sharon gave Brian a stanky spanky after he ate too much Taco Bell. It was gross."

by the bees tits September 15, 2016

Swank Sinatra

The act of calling someone else's phone during the act of sex. The person receiving the call must know that they are being called while the other is having sex.

Billy: (answers phone) Hello?
Eric: Hey man, what's up?
Billy: Nothing, just sitting here watching TV. What are you doing?
Eric: Dude, I'm totally getting laid right now!!!
Billy: Fuck you dude. Don't give me that Swank Sinatra bullshit. (Hangs up)

by Dallass10 March 17, 2009

Stanky-tee

A long white tee that you; eat, sleep, shit, and screw in. Then wear it out to the night club.

I am sure he has on a stanky-tee

by Apples1029 March 26, 2010