Swag

Makes up a good portion of why the world is as fucking stupid as it is. Coupled with the words YOLO, gay, and fag/faggot, this word is powerful enough to stop an intelligent person's heart.
Man educated by the public school system: #SWAG!

Me: Prepare to die.
by Chowder183 September 24, 2012
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Any corporate/branded merchandise given out for free in order to promote the company/brand. Usually little trinkets or doodads, sometimes clothing, and always cheaply mass-produced. Etymology of this term most likely stems from a middle-English use of the word 'swag' often in pirate circles or other criminal circles as a euphamism for loot or plunder. How anyone can really consider the modern day definition of swag as plunder or loot (since it's worthless) is beyond understanding.

See also: schwag
My job at McDonald's sucks ass, but at least I get some skanky swag to donate to Salvation Army.
by GothYena September 20, 2004
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Swagging, the motion of which you do sexual actions. Swagging while dancing of doggy styling/dry humping a girl from the back in a rhythmic motion. Swagging by yourself is the motion of which a guy masturbates, in this he preforms in a rhythmic motion also.
Yo i was swagging that girl so hard yesterday on the dance floor.
by y.ang November 30, 2009
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Probably the shittiest term ever coined by the human race.
Douche: ''Aw man I got swag''
Normal human being: ''Shut up''
by Czapka1380 November 06, 2012
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Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.
The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)
by ChescaFran February 11, 2012
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by kasper GZ May 01, 2012
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Those trainers are swag
by ratman October 25, 2003
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