shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.

Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.

by backinbowl February 17, 2010

Perpetual Stupidity

Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.

Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?

Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.

by JakeHasUD January 12, 2022

Elective stupidity

The choice one makes that is obviously illogical, plainly unintelligent, potentially dangerous, destructive to self and others and yet the choice is made and the consequences unforgiving

His broken, dead body was proof that his poor choice was an example of elective stupidity.

by Ofashea January 16, 2022

Stupidiot

1. Someone who is a stupid idiot
2. A very stupid person
3. Generally, someone idiotic

Girl: Becky, your boyfriend is a stupidiot, he thinks the moon is made out of cheese and the sun is a sun, not a star.

Stupidiot Boyfriend: I DO KEG STAND WITH 42 CLOTHE PINS ON ME NOSE

by BashStash March 27, 2015

stupidityness

The act of being mentally dumb af; most commonly found in males from the height of 5’4 to 5’5.

Bobby Craig has an undiagnosed disease of stupidityness

by Beefucker6969 December 3, 2017

Stupidity

donald trump

The definition of stupidity is Donald Trump.

by frostygacha March 27, 2020

Excess tax on stupidity

noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it.

John: I got to buy my big lotto ticket!
Jack: Oh, you have to pay your excess tax on stupidity!

by Corn Flake December 6, 2006