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Shit's Straight Bonkers 

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.
After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"
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That's straight 

The opposite of "That's gay"

Cool, fun, good,

Can be used to express excitement, or willingness for something. But NOT someone
A: Bro that's so cool
B: Yeah Bro, that's straight

A: That'll be fun
B: Yeah it'll be straight
That's straight by anonymous April 6, 2024

That's so straight 

Response to "that's so gay". See: rigid, uptight.
She got her shoes at the dollar store? That's so straight.
That's so straight by Bionic Femme September 26, 2005

that's so straight 

an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'
you like the opposite sex? that's so straight

stop acting that way..you're so straight

That's so straight! 

This phrase is a way to make fun of people who say 'that's so gay' by changing it to 'that's so straight'. Many gay people (or people who think its offensive) use it instead of 'That's so gay' to show that its a hurtful phrase.
Amy: I got a ton of bio homework to do tonight, we can't go on our date...
Dane: Damn, that's so gay!
Amy: That isn't gay. That's so straight! (like you lol)
Dane: *crys in corner*

straight-up G's 

the most ghetto gang in the hood of Westlake Village. members of this gang are seriously G and will fuck you up. THeme song is, " I'm a gangster, im a straight up G, the gangster life is the life for me. shooting people by day, selling drugs by night being gangster is hella tight, i walk around town with a stark erection, i gave ur mom a yeast infection. fuck a bitch,gimme head hoe wats up to my dogs yo yo yo! im a gangster bitch suck my wiener! YO!"
white person #1: "dude that man is so radical, he pulled his sick gun out on me!"

white person #2: "dayyum he must have been part of the straight-up G's!"

white person #1: "tight!"
straight-up G's by homiefizzleG December 20, 2009

straight up triflin ass hoe

a fugly ass girl who thinks shes one bad ass bitch who fucks a different guy every night and has std's and a rotten crotch like cassidy smith.
yo, that bitch ova there cassidy is a straight up triflin ass hoe.