Kick Stones 

A phrase telling somebody to get the fuck out of here.

Same as “Kick Rocks”

Mother fucker if you don’t like it then “Kick Stones”

Can also be shorted “Stones mother fucker” or just “Stones”

Kick Stones by JingoBa November 4, 2008

Ketamine stones 

ket•a•mine stones

/ˈketəmɪn stəʊnz'/

Noun

Kidney stones caused by excessive Ketamine consumption

Doctor: Nurse, have you noticed the recent surge in wooks coming in with severe Ketamine stones?

Ketamine stones by TheTallestPsychonaut June 27, 2021

stoner charm 

A certain vibe that girl/guys are attracted to because he/she smokes. Commonly referring to how laid back stoners usually are.

"No bitch on arms just my words and my stoner charm." - Kid Cudi

stoner charm by DillaDonuts August 26, 2010

Functional Stoner 

A person who smokes pot all day everyday but is still badass enough to get all their shit done.

I just did all my homework, I'm definitely a functional stoner.

Functional Stoner by So Bomb. February 19, 2010

stoner boner 

an erection obtained for no reason other than the fact that the obtainee was too damn high

Look at Ronnie! He's so fuckin' high he's got a stoner boner!

stoner boner by XyourXworstXnightmareX January 23, 2005

Stoner-Wall 

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.

(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.

Stoner-Wall by Arnaudamous September 3, 2009

stoner thumb 

stoner thumb is the callous that forms on the side of your thumb as a direct result of using a lighter way too much. This usually occurs during long sessions of smoking the herb.

"Son, whats that on your thumb"
"A callous"
"from what?"
"not from my lighter sir"
"really because it looks like you've got a stoner thumb"

stoner thumb by knels October 15, 2009