Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag”
Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
“Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers”
by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021

An emission of gas from the posterior end that sounds similar to that of a squeak, primarily emitted by gassy, Hispanic corgis.
by dictionary man 2 November 20, 2022

1. When an AI or someone tries to flex big brain knowledge and says your squeaker has “mechanical parts” making it squeak… except it doesn’t. Real squeakers just use air, period. No gears, no springs, no cap.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
2. Peak sus energy. Used to roast anyone pulling features out of thin air.
by epic periwinkle master August 21, 2025

Usually used online to describe someone who is young and either talks a lot or squeaks (hence the name)
by Troll200 May 27, 2020

That one kid that is constantly screaming in your ear and calls a pump a tactical. You do all the work and he/she gets no kills but still ends up being angry. He screams when he’s meddling and gets shot at. Also can’t build a 1 by 1 to save his/her life. Typically young of age, loud high pitched bird like voice.
Kid 1: You play with Ethan today?
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.
Kid 2: No dude Ethan is such a squeaker. He looks like a rat with a bad spray tan.
by OmgThesePeopleReallyBeSweating February 13, 2020

A squeaker a small child who speaks loudly over a headset with a high pitched voice he/she is prepubescent and will use a swear word after or in every sentence that they say I classify a squeaker like that but there are also chill small children too just with a high pitch it's not their fault so just leave them alone
Fucking fuck that guy fucking killed me! I WILL FUCKING END YOU!! squeaker dies again FUUUUCCKK starts crying.
by CykablyatSlav June 12, 2018
