dirty spinach

fornicating with your dog without consent

what’s up gertrude i had some crazy dirty spinach last night

by fnafman126 March 23, 2023

Spinaching

Throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye.

So last night, I was spinaching Brittany, and it was the best experience of my life.

by UhhhIDKMan May 31, 2015

Satan spinach

Marijuana; weed

Aye man...wanna smoke some Satan spinach?

by RollingStones72 July 30, 2017

quirky spinach

Marijuana, jazz cabbage, weed.

Hey lets smoke some quirky spinach.

by Felixthecaty June 3, 2022

pop the spinach

A term of endearment, meant only for those hardcore couples that partake in shoulder length anal fisting. Upon fully insetting ones arm one of the partners, predesignated of course shouts “pop the spinach.”

At this point the shoulder length party ingests a can of Spinach and similarly to Popeye; the arms grow significantly in size cause extreme pleasure/trauma/ pain to the one recieving the pounding.

Once conceived the one receiving the pounding may yell “another one”

Carmen was sweating profusely, Dave’s whole arm was in her. Her eyes widen when there heard the loud pop. “Pop the Spinach!” Dave shouted. That was the last thing Carmen remembered passing out from an immense wave of emotions.

by peteshus July 19, 2016

Sparkle Spinach

Yet another fancy way to say Weed.

Hey dude do you want some Sparkle Spinach?
What the hell is that?
It’s weed my dude.

by ButtHairBurrito97 July 27, 2024

Wiggy-Ass Spinach

That bomb-ass dank-ass from down up north.

"Yo dawg, can I get a nickel bag?"
"Of course homie, you want OG Kush or that Canadian Wiggy-Ass Spinach?

by Egg Nogma January 9, 2021