soil

n. a person who cannot do anything right or screws up a lot. Originated at Dartmouth College (Bones Gate)

"He got THREE D's on his report card? What a soil!"

by Lolita June 23, 2004

SOTL

SOTL stands for "slut on the loose."

"You were such an SOTL at the party last night; we had to watch you to make sure you didn't hook up with anybody that was too sketchy."

by Channing Way February 1, 2008

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Soil Bandit

(Noun) A person too poor or intelligent to pay for dirt, a common city problem.

Derek and Leyanna were too drunk and poor to buy potting soil so they became soil bandits

by Pabst Pandas March 28, 2010

Soliloquies

A term used to summarise a bad solo speech in a Kevin Costner movie.

That scene was a big load of soliloquies , it will never win him an acting Oscar. It lacked depth and delivery, if Connery had delivered that line it would have got an Oscar.

by Connery vs Costner May 11, 2016

soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.

Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.

by aretegroup February 9, 2019

sogilson

This mf gets all the bitches. He can even pull your mom. Also, he is fucking cracked at basketball. While he dribbles the basketball another blonde finna play with his balls.

Hey did you hear about Sogilson

Yeah he stole my bitch

LMAOOO thats Sogilson fham

by rocketomer123 November 23, 2021