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snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch
you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.
by Kuges June 28, 2006
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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
by emobear666 November 2, 2015
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snatch gasket

No Hon, I'm not going to the store to buy you snatch gaskets!
by licupssy December 24, 2008
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snatch swipe

While fingering a girl you grab her clit like you would a nose. Then while, wiggling your thumb, you make the hand gesture commonly used in the "got your nose game" but instead yell "got your clitoris!"
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Grab her nose with the other hand and pretend to switch her nose and clitoris and ask her how it smells.
Dude was chilling with this girl the other night and I fooled her with a snatch swipe. She said it smelled awful!
by Dickclub March 20, 2016
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snatch mat

The hair from a woman ass that has grown so long it is visible before you enter her snatch.
When I rolled her over, her snatch mat was out and welcoming me inside.
by jimbojohnson June 22, 2014
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snatch-gunk

The substance which is expulsed from the female vagina or "snatch" during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

It comes in a variety of thickness' from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). It can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you're lucky.

The key to maintaining good snatch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

It is a term favoured by Nathan from the E4 drama Misfits, and men across the globe.
Man: What's your snatch-gunk like?
Woman: It's very good thanks.

Man: YOU ARE A SNATCH GUNK
Woman: Thats impossible.
Man: No it isn't, shut up.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Other Man: I'm not a girl.
Man: So.

Man: You have dirty snatch-gunk
Woman: What's that?
Man: Go on urban dictionary.
by "POWER-HOUSE" December 11, 2009
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Snatch Troll

A snatch troll is an incredibly naughty child of a single mother. One who often misbehaves and makes embarrassing scenes in public venues.
My girl Jayda is fine as hell, but her six year old daughter is like the spawn of satan! We can't go anywhere without her throwing a tantrum or breaking something! That little Snatch Troll needs a beating!
by Solidus84 October 1, 2010
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