Snail Slide

When a girl gets all juiced up and slides across something (like your face) leaving a trail of fluid in her wake.

Sarah knew Tom wouldn't just kick her right to the curb after sex if she gave him the 'ol snail slide.

by ginsu417 February 19, 2004

salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 13, 2015

snail mail

Etymology: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert
(n) conventional mail in which a letter or package is physically delivered by a postal service, esp. when the object mailed could have been sent electronically via email/e-mail and arrived at the destination instantly

Paranoid about "hackers" spying on him, my boss insists on sending all correspondence via snail mail, which means I can't use my spam filter to ignore him.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

pale snail

(Noun) Term used to describe an unlucky or unsuccessful individual. Can be used in a range of situations.

"Ryan failed his econ midterm, lost his intramural game while tearing his ACL, and struck out with Steph last night at the party."

"Wow, that dude's a pale snail."

by Nick Gillis October 5, 2011

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

snail tit

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits

“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits”

by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

snail net

The nylon lining inside a cheap bathing suit which holds soggy testicles, a shriveled snail dick, and a pound of sand, that no grown man should be wearing to the beach.

Hey Eric, check out the snail net in my new swim trunks I picked up from JC Penny. Look what I caught!

by Julius Plea$er June 3, 2016