smurf

To give a man blue balls.

Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."

by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005

Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009

smurf

A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.

1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"

by senorita_coconut June 16, 2010

smurf

A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.

He smurfed that asshole.

by Leetass June 28, 2003

Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

by littleclownbby April 22, 2019

smurf

a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.

*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?

purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.

me: yeah,,

by lillians69 November 27, 2020

Smurf

The nickname of your short best friend

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?

by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019