smurf

To give a man blue balls.

Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

or

Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."

by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005

Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.

Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.

by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009

smurf

A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.

1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"

by senorita_coconut June 14, 2010

smurf

A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.

He smurfed that asshole.

by Leetass June 28, 2003

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 09, 2020

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 05, 2021

Smurfing

When a man gets a blowjob after he dips his penis in whip cream mixed with blue raspberry Kool-aid. (1 packet of Kool-aid and a small tub of whipped cream. About 20 servings of blue penis or blue balls)

Man -Hey girl wanna go smurfing? I can turn your tongue blue.
Girl - Ummmmm. Ok, but just this once.

by Dirrty Dave August 16, 2017