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Smurf

Smurf is a word used to describe someone that is a member of the Crips.
Stay strapped tonight kid it's all smurfs around there.
by scartownnnnn January 13, 2009
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Raheem-"Yo, that bitch just smurfed me!"

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Peter-"My girlfriend smurfed me last night, that whore."
by Chaz "C-Diddy" B. January 27, 2005
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A derogatory term referring to people with blue skin.
1) Bob: Hey, did you see Avatar in 3D? It was amazing!
Joe: You mean that movie with the blue aliens? No way I'm seeing any movie about effin' smurfs!

2) Illyria: All I am is what I am. I lived 7 lives at once. I was power and the ecstasy of death. I was god to a god. Now, I'm trapped on a roof. Just one roof, in this time and this place, with an unstable human who drinks too much whiskey and called me a Smurf.
-Angel, Season 5, Episode 17, "Underneath"
by senorita_coconut June 16, 2010
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A DoS attack in which there are three parties: the attacker, the victim, and the intermediary. The victim is usually one entity on the internet. The intermediary is a network of some kind. Basically, the attacker forges the packet headers of ICMP request packets so they look like they're coming from the victim. He directs the packets at the intermediary (network). Every machine on the network must reply to the request, so they all reply, but their replies are directed to the victim. That causes the victim, and the intermediary usually, to suffer network congestion, etc. etc. etc. That's a basic definition, but oh well.
He smurfed that asshole.
by Leetass June 28, 2003
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Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.
Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.
by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021
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When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.
by littleclownbby April 22, 2019
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When you are a small person

or
you have a second account on video games and you are EXTREMELY SWEATY on it
You suck you smurf
You are a Sweaty Smurf
by Its Your Boy Daddy Cock July 11, 2017
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