Smeageldaggeling

Pertaining to any sexual activity.

Yo I want to be smeageldaggeling her in bed right now.

by Jesus Fromwayuphigh October 23, 2008

Smealth

The act of investigating a smell in a stealthy manner.
A combination of the words smell and stealth.

"I was macking this hoe so I went in for a smealth to see if this bitch was clean."

“Hey dude that girl is slammin but make sure you take a smealth before you ask for her number”

by MuffHugger February 10, 2010

smeached

To ejaculate in ones ear canal

When she said "do anything you want" the asshole smeached her and now she has swimmers ear

by Leothaturd February 12, 2015

deer smear

The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks

Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.

by madmike1066 August 28, 2009

ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Sead

Sead means the most handsome dude you have ever seen. He get every girls like Drake but has a ligma like ninja . He has a lines are “bring that ass here girl”

I want to be like Sead.
Friend “Let’s play cod”
Me ”bet”
Friend “ Don’t play like Sead again”

by GoldenBomber December 13, 2018