Sloppy Carlton

Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
by Abe Vigoda's Ghost June 26, 2009
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sloppy toppy

Amanda, whats good with some sloppy toppy?
by Groovy Lou212 January 22, 2011
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Doc Sloppy

A man born from Encinitas, a town in Southern California. Although his real name is unknown, he responds to sloppy, doc sloppy, or D. Slop. This particular individual is really bad at fortnite, and he is known for putting a strap-on on his head, and piping a stripper with it while making the noise of a rhinoceros, because his penis was too small to have sexual intercourse with.
Bruh, I just shit on doc sloppy in playgrounds. Probably cause he stayed up late making rhino noises
by FinnS726 September 18, 2018
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Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.
"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"
by Ethan F October 03, 2007
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sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.
foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"
by some-random-guy December 04, 2014
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sloppy blowjob

When a blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva.
"shit lads, i had this amazing sloppy blowjob last night, there was buckets of spit involved"
by hipityhopity October 05, 2013
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Sloppy Olivier

The act of engaging in sexual activity (often a quiet blowjob, so as not to attract attention) while backstage during a play or other theatrical performance. Named for Sir Laurence Olivier, widely praised as one of the greatest actors of all time.

(Pronounced Oh-liv-ee-ay)
I just got a sloppy Olivier from Jessica during intermission. Shakespeare kicks ass.
by roland19 December 25, 2010
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