Sloppy Ronald

A confused, dumbass, ridiculous, messy individual, mostly of the drunk type.

Amanda was dancing like such a SLOPPY RONALD last night.

Jade drank a 30 rack by himself and is all over that girl like a SLOPPY RONALD.

Katie spilled her beer like a SLOPPY RONALD.

by Katie 'Dubs' W. December 20, 2008

sloppy toppy

Great wet sloppy oral sex

Amanda, whats good with some sloppy toppy?

by Groovy Lou212 January 23, 2011

Sloppy Vampire

To preform an act of oral sex on a woman during her period without knowing she is menstruating. Often occurs in the dark.

"Last night I got drunk and ate out some bitch's pussy and I looked like a Sloppy Vampire"

by Ethan F October 17, 2007

sloppy crush

A crush that is not very methodical or well-formulated. Often causes drooling.

foxtrotsky: "I have such a sloppy crush on that band"
some-random-guy: "ew even the short one?"
foxtrotsky: "especially the short one"

by some-random-guy December 4, 2014

Doc Sloppy

A man born from Encinitas, a town in Southern California. Although his real name is unknown, he responds to sloppy, doc sloppy, or D. Slop. This particular individual is really bad at fortnite, and he is known for putting a strap-on on his head, and piping a stripper with it while making the noise of a rhinoceros, because his penis was too small to have sexual intercourse with.

Bruh, I just shit on doc sloppy in playgrounds. Probably cause he stayed up late making rhino noises

by FinnS726 September 18, 2018

sloppy blowjob

When a blowjob produces a copious amount of saliva.

"shit lads, i had this amazing sloppy blowjob last night, there was buckets of spit involved"

by hipityhopity October 5, 2013

Sloppy Olivier

The act of engaging in sexual activity (often a quiet blowjob, so as not to attract attention) while backstage during a play or other theatrical performance. Named for Sir Laurence Olivier, widely praised as one of the greatest actors of all time.

(Pronounced Oh-liv-ee-ay)

I just got a sloppy Olivier from Jessica during intermission. Shakespeare kicks ass.

by roland19 December 25, 2010