Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.
"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two
by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013
Get the slumber slutmug. A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.
Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
Get the Slumber poolmug. That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.
You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch
by popplelogic January 10, 2016
Get the slumber bitchmug. (n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."
Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.
Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.
Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.
Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.
After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!
by MoGyver January 3, 2012
Get the slumber snackmug. A girl that you constantly think about and wanna text with when drunk or horny but never actually mean something with. you just let het slumber along.
Lauren is my slumber bitch. i like to call her when i am drunk hoping she once wants to netflix and chill.
by gamingmnd January 3, 2016
Get the Slumber bitchmug. Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.
Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
by TKola July 28, 2021
Get the Slumber Selfiemug. the worlds best music artist to ever exist founder of the worst collective and juice wrld's cousin you got it thats kartoon fucking slumber
by pornstr March 22, 2023
Get the kartoon slumbermug.