Simonsmelly

When you take an obnoxiously aggressive dump, something that really makes the hairs on your neck raise.

I was late for work because I had to take a 30 minute simonsmelly.

by justtooka August 4, 2023

Simona

A person who doesn’t like you, but gives you mixed signals.

“Dude…she kissed me on the neck last night.”
“Classic Simona move. Be careful.”

by aksel26 August 7, 2023

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

simonsimps

a simonsimp is a person that is constantly, obsessed, addicted, to simon petrikov

being created by @simonsimp64 in september 2023 and simonsimps etc (like simonusedcodom a another satire simonsimp account)

simonsimps are cute

by Ezazzy January 3, 2024

Simona

A very fake person, (una falsa) who talks shit.<3

"Sei proprio una Simona"
"Che Simona!!!"

by lasimona January 17, 2024

Simonsprouts

Children dads only discover the existence of years after their birth.

My mate Simon has 8 kids, 6 of ehich are Simonsprouts

by JohnnyD669 April 29, 2024