Simmer Down

When being told to 'Simmer Down' you are inevitably being told to shut the fuck up.

girl: like, omgz! i just got this like awesome new shirt! its pink and, like omg its aweesome!!!
dude: simmer down now...

by FloraJane May 25, 2009

Simmo

An all round amazing being who can be known to target friends mothers for sexual pleasure.

I can't believe simmo slept wiv both our mums.... twice

by Jonny2008 October 30, 2007

Richard Simmonsaurus

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Richard Simmons Shit

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.

I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.

by xxl84 October 11, 2009

Richard Simmons

1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs, tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.

2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.

3. The epitome of gay.

1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as Devo's "Whip It" plays in the distance.

2.

Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.

3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.

by DelCast January 31, 2007

simmadown now

verb- To calm down, quiet down, or keep it down.

1st and ten SIMMA takes the snap drops back fires DOWN in the endzone for a touchdown NOW cmon hits the extra point. It's SIMMA to DOWN followed by NOW and it's SIMMADANA!!

by CarolinaGuy May 16, 2003

Gene Simmon's Tongue

Anatomy as stated. His tongue has seen, touched and been places many of us have only read about it books. It is an unstoppable force of nature and should be revered and celebrated as an icon and international symbol of peace.

I'm not sure what to do this weekend, but I can guarantee that I will let Gene Simmon's Tongue be my guide!

by WayneDarcy September 12, 2009