A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
by sweetchillisauce January 10, 2010
Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021
Overheard on the train:
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
by Maxwell Drive March 10, 2011
Another word for a secret shopper.
I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 02, 2021
a fan made game mode in Worms armageddon where there are very few to no starting weapons but unlimited ropes and/or jetpacks and weapon crates are dropped every turn. some of the Most popular rules are A.F.R (Attack from rope) A.T.L (attack the leader team that is winning) and W.x.W (wall x wall, you must touch the both left and right walls 1 or 2 times) Its the most popular fan made game mode.
player 1 "hey, doing shopper, rules?
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"
the game begins
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"
the game begins
by cockynoob December 24, 2020
Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.
by Ian L. Robinson January 09, 2009
A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021