fun shopper

Someone who gets details for one event and if it doesn't sound fun enough, they ditch and do something that sounds more fun to them

"Carol is such a fun shopper"

by blbaddie August 22, 2017

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Shoppers fingers

When your fingers are sore and tired after carrying around heavy shopping bags for hours on end.

Kally had shoppers fingers after going to the mall with her mom. Shame!

by Davidsea June 11, 2017

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

Militant Shopper

A person who buys groceries based exclusively on their country of origin.

Overheard on the train:

Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.

Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.

Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.

by Maxwell Drive March 26, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.

I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.

by Memphis09 December 5, 2023