Iowa Smack shaft

When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.

Wow, Sally was being a real hag, So I gave her the Iowa Smack Shaft to shut her up.

by PortalDM March 7, 2019

Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.

"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."

by LP$ October 9, 2009

Bawls Shaffin'

1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew

2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.

Yo man, you see that guy? Bawls Shaffin'. Need I say more?

I was bawls shaffin' all day, erryday.

by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011

shaftwack

simply when a man takes his penis and hits somebody in the face with it

"jon gave me a shaftwack when i was asleep and woke me up"

by trevor hackl November 6, 2005

ShaftBack

When when you flash back to seeing only the shaft of a friend's penis while they are pretending to show the whole penis

I was sitting on the couch when I

had a ShaftBack and remembered my friends penis

by NippleShire September 30, 2017

Shaft Hair

Pubic hair on the shaft of the penis. Very inconvenient.

Be extra careful when trimming shaft hair as the skin is very sensitive.

by ALRIGHTGOO November 26, 2007

Abduls shaft

A dick that's as big as a crane it can carry 80kg and unfortunately could be extinct in the coming days

Abduls shaft unfortunately broke

by ks umk May 24, 2021