schta

A universal verb used to express excitement, sorrow, anger, and happiness.

You're acting very schta-ish right now Donald.

Schta the fuck up.

Schtaschtaschta

by SchtaishBastard January 8, 2009

Scutaro

In baseball, when a hitter receives a walk and steals second base immediately after touching first. Such a play is quite rare, because the runner will almost always be thrown out by the defense before he reaches second. Named after Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Marco Scutaro, who infamously executed the play against Joe Blanton of the Philadelphia Phillies.

Last Sunday, Jimmy Rollins went 3-for-4 with two doubles, one home run, one walk, and one Scutaro.

by RoboticParadox July 13, 2009

Scatastrophe

A catastrophe related to or with direct involvement of scat.
Can also be used analogously as to describe a situation of catastrophic failure, but slightly worse and possibly with a little scat sprinkled on top.

1. Last night Chris had the chili cheese habanero bean and salsa dip along with a few gin and tonics which resulted in this morning's scatastrophe.

2. The most famous scatastrophe of all time is probably 2 girls 1 cup.

3. It's horrible to see a crane collapse on a building, but for that building to be an old folk's home is a scatastrophe.

by itakepwnership September 25, 2010

russian scuba mask

Balls in mouth, dick on face.

I gave her a russian scuba mask

by tablechair43543 April 26, 2014

scuba

It stands for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

I went to Sport Chalet to get scuba gear.

by a. vanderbilt May 13, 2005

Scatalogue

1. A piece of media focused on a topic so awful, that only equally awful people of that grouping will buy it. Strangely enough, these are often best-sellers, and generally abhorrently overprice for their overall literature worth. Brought out by publishers in order to cash in the malaise of contemporary society. (e.g. Diary of a Chav, The Princess Diaries, John McCririck's Autobiography)

2. A catalogue featuring items that no-one in their right minds would buy, lest they are arrested by the Taste Police. (e.g. the Sci-Fi fanatic's catalogue)

1.

Becca: "I see Diary of a Chav is being sold at £7.99 in Waterstone."
Lewis: "Yes, and that's just the cover art".
Becca: "What moron would want that sort of Scatalogue? Oh, right."

2.

Warmy: "Did you see that 6-foot fibreglass C3P0 statue they were selling in that sci-fi scatalogue? Only £8,999!"
Richard: "I know, I bought 2, one for me, and one for my wife."
Warmy: "You don't have a wife."
Richard: "I'm aware of that."

by Alexander Reed-Lofts October 17, 2007

scuba dookie

When scuba diving, you poop your wet suit. This creates a scuba dookie.

Do you ever scuba dookie? man, i'll tell ya. its a bitch to clean up.

by Dylan furst February 4, 2007