soap scrambling

1.The act of trying to scoop up your soap in the changing room / prison showers, as fast as possible, in order to avoid suprise sex or rape. Often the faster you scramble the more the soap slips away creating panic and more slipping until you gain a couple of inches. The act of being penetrated when soap scrambling creates more shock and panic for the victim.

1. Dude after football the other day i dropped the soap in the changing room showers and mattew owned me as i was soap scrambling.

by Dunzel October 19, 2006

Scrempt

Past tense of to scream.

"Chevonne went on the Scream Machine and she didn't scrempt once!"

"I scrempt so hard when I saw that Bernie meme"

by Ellebeeque February 20, 2021

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014

scram

Known as scram or royal Scram, This white powder drug sometimes mistaken for cocaine is made from baking powder.

You can snort,inject or drink Scram.
This drug is majoritly sold in Irish schools.

Lets snort scram

by Territorial bitching December 15, 2017

Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

Schembo

A person who calls everyone a loser but really is himself, someone who if overweight and thinks his shit doesn't stink.

"Bro your a loser"

"Shut up your a schembo"

by Foxxyschembo August 24, 2022

quanzi scheme

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.

The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012