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scotlyn

They tend to be short and are the funniest people you will meet.
They will all probably become really good authors.
"Why are you climbing that chair?"
"I'm such a scotlyn, I cant reach the top shelf."
by Hobbes937 January 21, 2018
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slotlationship

Being addicted to unpredictable behavior in a relationship.
A relationship with a guy or girl that is so unpredictable, that waiting for them to be nice becomes addictive - much like in the way that playing a slot machine repetitively waiting for 3 cherries is addictive.
I'm sick of Kristy complaining about never knowing if her boyfriend is going to be nice to her or be a jerk...she needs to get out of that slotlationship!
by actorfest September 16, 2009
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Scotland

I'm from there, and am damned well proud of it! "Caledonia, you're calling me, and now I'm going home" - Dougie MacLean.

SCOTLAND!
by AlbaCaledon October 15, 2011
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Scotland

A country full of people who are bitter towards England because the English GONVERNMENT treated them like shit in the middle ages. What the Scots (and the Irish and anyone else who was in the british empire) seem to overlook though is that the average English peasant in the middle ages was also treated like shit by his own government, so they have no reason to hate normal English people.
Scotland, for all its faults, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. And not everyone hates the English, its only the ignorant NEDs.
by proudscot March 31, 2009
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Scotland the Brave

A bearded man who, aware but unafraid of the possible consequences, strums his todger in the office.
Have you seen that Scotland the Brave tossing away all day long? If the boss, or Natasha see him he'll be in deep shit!
by Mike Oxlong Yes May 14, 2008
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Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.
Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!
by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008
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scotland

A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence.

A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.

A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.

Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
Random Scot:

"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
by Toby2 February 10, 2008
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