The Guy from Sbarros

A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.

Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.

After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.

by The Real Driller August 11, 2017

Dr. Sbaitso

Dr. Sbaitso is when you do something wrong while pleasuring yourself and you need to go to the doctor.

'I got caught with Heinz 57 ketchup stuck up my ass, so I had to pull a Dr. Sbaitso.'

by CurryMan April 29, 2006

sbaf

some boys are fit

person: sbaf
person 2: ugh they really are

by person in a lift February 8, 2020

Sbaaba

pseudo-Acronym for Space Between Ass and Balls. See Gootch. Sbaab for short.

To properly wipe clean after a good defication, wipe from the Sbaaba, over the anus, and outward.

by www.FLOYDHEAD.com May 7, 2003

SBAD_YOYO

a name givin to a individual who lacks common sense or has flawed logic which results in the individual to rant on about how another is "Retarded" due to the fact of them not understanding there flawed logic.

yo man That kid is such a SBAD_YOYO !

by Pacalackalack September 8, 2008

sbafb

Stop being a fucking baby!!

When you are the type of person who always feels sorry for themselves. Whining crying babies! SBAFB

by dorriecs116 August 12, 2011

sbantering

Sbantering is slang for sexual banter texting, which is completely appropriate amongst friends, however it is completely different from the highly inappropriate sexting to lovers and booty calls.

sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.

'ooh who ya texting?'
'nobody interesting, just sbantering my bff'

by happykangaroo May 21, 2013