A commonplace word that occasions exclamations of "Ooh, SAT word!" when employed in normal discourse. Incidentally, those who use this moniker happen to not read enough books, not evenpulp not conducive to formal education.
To be hurt, rejected, or any other type of inconvenience. Not to be confused with the literal form of "sat on" in which someone literally sits on you.
Guy #1: Dude, you totally just got sat on by that Koopa Troopa!
Guy #2: I know! I was THIS close to getting to the end with Bowser and that demon turtle just came in like "*whachow* I'm not just a turtle anymore, I'm a TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE that's gonna whoop your little ass!"
When someone performs horribly or says something they shouldn't say, it is the action needed for them to sit down and shut up...meaning they never should have gotten up in the first place.
That thing that lives in Shaylenes cubby hole that she chooses not to use while driving around lost not readingroad signs and talking!
Why Shaylene should use her Sat Nav
Shaylene: "I don't know how to get to gateway from here"
Celia: "Well why didn't you say that when we left the OB? I don't know where we are"
Shaylene: "I think we are in la lucia"
Celia: "I think we should turn around and go the other way"
Shaylene: "Okay"
Celia: "Look just following the signs to gateway... turn left at the next circle"
Shaylene (turning right at the next circle): shit i missed the turn (this act was repeated four times)
Celia: Don't you read road signs?
Shaylene: NOT WHILE IM DRIVING!
The nanna navigator, when your Nan is a passenger and constantly tells you to go down this road and that road because that's where Doris or Mabel live or to go down a certain street because she hasn't been there for years; to tell you the wrong way to the warfarin clinic.
Sorry i'm late Doctor Foster, the Sat Nan took me to Enid Van Crumpet`s house for a cup of tea and then directed me to memory lane where she lost her cherry in 1942.