Sand guardian

Guardian of the sand

Poseidon quivers before him

Fuck off!

And so I can upload it I have to say sand guardian

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

Pound Sand

"The origin of the expression go pound sand is from a longer expression, not to know (have enough sense to) pound sand down a rathole. Filling rat holes with sand is menial work, and telling someone to pound sand down a hole is like telling them to go fly a kite. The expression dates to at least 1912 and is common in the midwestern United States."

by Anonymous October 31, 2003

Sand fleas

Sand that gets in your girlfriend's poothole during an anal sesh at the beach.

Eric: "dude mindys been in the bathroom for a half hour"
Dave: "shes got some sand fleas. "
Eric: "ayyyyyyy"

by Dangler43 April 22, 2020

Sand Burglar

Any Middle-Eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.

Today I was playing basketball in my driveway. I went to get a drink and when I came back my basketball was missing. I assume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.

by BiiPolarBear August 8, 2009

Sand in His Vagina

Something said when a male is complaining about everything, or refusing to come out for a night out.

1. why isn't Jim at the pub?

he's got sand in his Vagina!

2. man jim hasn't shut up about the football game.

yer i think he got some sand in his vagina..

by baddazoner February 21, 2011

sand donkey

a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)

damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach

by taco kween April 30, 2014

Shore Sand

A place for noobs to relax and trade/transfer items.

I am going to make the server shore sand.

by Snat April 7, 2005