hammiches

some cool dude on tiktok

dude 1:"do you follow hammichesisback on tiktok?"

dude 2:"who?"

dude 1 continues to stab dude 2 then rip out his tounge

by truefeman June 8, 2022

Sammich

An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.

I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.

Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.

by AbomB320 August 2, 2010

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004

sammich

What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.

What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.

by blochow2001 October 4, 2006

PBC SAMMICH

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.

THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.

by PBC MAN July 27, 2010