religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.

The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

religious trets

Noun- a disorder that cause you to shout out religious word, sayings and, names out of rage or frustration

After being hit in the head, my father's religious trets kicked in and caused him to yell, "Holy mother Mary of Lord baby Jesus!"

by Dr Cibrian and Dr Chinchillas May 9, 2009

Religious Bug Bite

When a person has been inspired, decide to change their character, and/or do good just from joing a new religion or learning a new one. Most of the time people who get this undergo changes to their outlook on things, outter appeareance, and demeanor. Sometimes a positive or negative change for a person. Depending on who...

Guy: have u seen Tim? He really turn his life around after joining that new religious circle. Guy two: oh yeah i heard. Didn't he got that religious bug bite a few days ago though?

by Awesomegurl95<3UD February 14, 2012

religious union

A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.

Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."

by Redneck Lawyer October 20, 2012

getting religious

1)getting full of holes hole-y

2)a non-believer praying to God

3) A horrible incident that got you on your knees

Damn! that AK-47 is getting Gina religious.

Because of the finals, even atheists were getting religious.

Dan: Shit, is that bitch getting religious?
Bob: Nah, she's just giving a blow-job.

by bobobona February 7, 2009

The Religious Left

Liberals who have their own definition of "the right to life".

Unlike members of the Religious Right, the Religious Left doesn't advocate ripping children from their mother's arms and putting them in cages, putting prisoners to death when witnesses have recanted and they have been refused the legal admission of DNA exoneration, or the necessity of carrying assault rifles into church. Just sayin'.

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.

Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.

by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010