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Rum and Poke

An effective universal technique that should/may result in a Poke and Run-- best used on a Rum Slut, Rum Bunny or a PamelaJane-- if to much Rum and Coke is administered one should resusitate with a Poke and Choke or anal Probe, the Third Option or if time permits one could move right onto a Double Dip, Double Penetration or Tag Team--the options are infinite
PamelaJane loves the ol rum and poke.
by ARCTICMAN February 6, 2008
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cum rum

AKA "dick liquor". Cumpire slang. Cum (sperm) from an intoxicated man and/or alcoholic man.
Lyla is an alcoholic cumpire who loves to suck and swallow the alcoholic man's cum rum!
by Lyla The Cumpire July 14, 2006
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rum pig

the worst kind of alcoholic who's preffered drink is rum. These are the most hardened of all alcoholics.
by Robert Large August 19, 2003
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Rum Dick

The limp, flaccid penis that occurs as a result of too many alcoholic beverages
"I brought this chick home from the bar but we couldn't do it because I had rum dick"
by PMchoisi June 8, 2009
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rum and come

Doing body shots off a girl until she comes.
Man...I'd love to do a rum and come off her
by wildchicken September 7, 2014
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rum luck

Bad luck, applied to a certain circumstance or series of related events.
Unlucky Guy: "I broke up with my gf last night. That's the fifth one this year."
Friend: "Oh, rum luck."
by Titus Andronicus December 3, 2007
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Cum rum

A well known mind altering substance in liquid form brought by many’s blood related uncles to family gatherings made by fermented cum extracted from the oldest in the family that has been fermenting in the family’s dead grandmothers ashes for 21 1/2 days in a container maintaining all condensation creating its own environment while sitting in area with its exterior environment over 90 degrees Fahrenheit. This harsh and warm environment causes MRNA molecules to code DNA molecules in the ash to attack all semen cells causing a common substance known as artificial testicular acid. This is then fed to local chickens where it is consumed rapidly causing the female chickens to lay toxic eggs. These eggs are cracked into a bowl, mixed with vaginal discharge to create the common intoxicating drink known as “uncle chucks cum rum” aka “Cum Rum”.
by DR Shotta May 12, 2021
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