Rowan 

A sometimes shy, quiet individual who is often prone to failures. He is a disappointment to many and is a blind follower. If you told him to jump off a bridge because others would, he probably would. He has a big heart and is easily obsessed with girls who wear beanies. He has a very feminine side. If you ever meet a Rowan, be prepared for disappointment.

Sara: "Hey, I heard Rowan was doing crack cocaine last night because his friends were."
Veronika: "I'm so not surprised."

Friend: "Rowan, want to do a random drug?"
Rowan: "Sure."

Rowan by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013

Rowan 

Rowan is very needy, annoying, and rude. she almost never has your back and she way is too aggressive she is not afraid to seriously hurt you and she won't say sorry unless forced. she is in love with makeup and usually puts too much on. she will most likely yell at you or demand you to leave her alone when she is doing a simple task like brushing her hair or painting her nails. she is really, really girly and she loves to take things from you and not give them back. Rowan is someone who acts like an angel around school but an absolute bitch around home and even sometimes friends. Rowan is not and never will be a good friend

person 1: "hey rowan-"
Rowan: "leave me alone i'm bushing my hair."
person 1:"i just wanted to know where you put my shirt i let you borrow."
rowan: "oh i lost that sorry, now leave me alone!"

Rowan by witchy stuff November 24, 2019

rowan 

rowan’s that one nigga at school you don’t wanna fuck with. everyone knows she can mess your shit up real fucking quick. you don’t wanna test her bc she’ll beat your ass. this nigga is always the hottest in the school and makes the guys go crazy. her friends don’t understand how she feels most of the time bc she keeps her feelings to herself. but she can get a nigga so fast. all the guys be drooling over her.

person 1: bro rowan just fucking broke his wrist today
person 2: damn that’s so hot but are we surprised

rowan by cuuchee April 9, 2019

Rowan 

Fuckin supreme human being. The best and most fit guy.

Hollie: Rowan your so fit.

Rowan :ik

Rowan by Nigellll November 20, 2019

Rowan 

The most amazing intelligent kind good looking person ever nah God ever. If you meet a Rowan never let go of them cause they hold up humanity as a whole and are the godlyist thing to exist

guy 1:Hey have you met rowan. Guy 2: yes I have seen the face of god

Rowan by No one cares... May 6, 2020

Rowan 

Rowan is a tall guy
Rowan is my friend
I like to complain to rowan
Rowan if I was a hot Korean man would u kiss me? (Leah wouldn’t)

Me: hello rowan
Rowan: hello gypsy
Me: lets kiss
Rowan: no thanks
Me: why not
Rowan: because
..bitch

Rowan by gnfsdroopingballs November 21, 2021

Rowan 

Rowan's are typically the best babies on green earth. Not only are they the cutest amongst their baby peers, but they also take the cake in perfecting sitting up, crawling & numerous other baby acrobatics compared to their cohorts. Is it because of their innate physical prowess that comes due to good genetics or is it just because they are a typical exceedingly good looking Rowan?

They tend to have fierce hand-eye coordination which will set them up to be either successful cat burglars or olympiads in the future.
Be thankful that your child is a Rowan. They are soulful, artistic, athletic and born leaders on and off the field. Amongst their friends, Rowan's are usually the grounded ringleader who will remain in your corner for a lifetime. My parting advice is to find yourself a Rowan and count yourself lucky if you are one.

hey man that shining adonis of a boy over there in the playground must be a Rowan don't you think?

Rowan by Nostradomus tay June 30, 2022