Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

romantic revenge

getting minor or almost unnoticed revenge on your significant other after they accidentally did something to emotionally hurt you.

Sydney: So your just gonna let that guy flirt with you in front of your boyfriend?

Jennifer: Its just a little romantic revenge, dont worry.

by TehJokester March 8, 2011

Romantically Unstable

Is a nicer way to call somebody a 'hoe' or 'slut' without actually using those words. This term was created by rapper D-Rod.

Bob: that Paris chick is a straight up hoe!
Joe: she's romantically unstable

by Mysta D February 22, 2011

asexual romantic

basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff

sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic

by G.R.A.C.E May 23, 2016

Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

Romantic Terrorism

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.

Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

by Jinkansha May 16, 2011