Rolando

a name for a mythological beast trapped in a human body, loves the taste of blood, especially blood of the opposite sex of a human. it is said nothing can tame it.
it is said to be in relation to Nosterafu

oh damn, look at that, i think he's a Rolando,

ow, why you bite me, stop acting like a Rolando.

by tsunami54 February 11, 2009

Roland

Highly-covert office assassin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.

"Man, the new guy in the last cubicle was gone when Amy Winehouse overdosed, then ten minutes after they reported it he showed up. He might be a Roland and we don't even know it!!!"

by diplomacy762 October 12, 2011

Faggot Roon

This gentle creature is very similar to the Saharan camel in a couple of ways. One, it spits large brown wads on occasion and two in that it has a hump, but rather than on its back it is found on the front. Scientists speculate what this hump is for and hypothesized a number of theories:

1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism

2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings

3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel

this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.

If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.

The Faggot Roon has escaped from his cage.

by thethread April 22, 2009

turkish rolo

the act of pulling anal beads out of themselves and inserting them into another

Hey Shiela are you ineterested in a turkish rolo, because if you are, I'm ready!

by upsman007 December 19, 2011

Dirty Roland

When your eat a girl out and just as she's about to cum, stop. Spread some peanut butter on her pussy and let your dog finish her off.

This girl I was with last night wanted me to go down on her, so I gave her a dirty roland.

by Roland/714 December 21, 2007

Grimy Rolando

adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.

Courtneys throat never recovered from her Grimy Rolando.

by Muggzy Main May 17, 2006

roon

1. nickname given to people acting silly, dorky, or roon-ish. 2. what you call a nerdy friend. 3. common nick name for a stray dog. 3. can be used as a noun or adjective and an adverb. 4. Unique's name for an animal turned into a sentimental nickname for her friends. 5. nick name for someone you are close to.

you can say "oh Roon" for a sentiment. Roonie roon! Expresses that one is excited about something.

by Paris-roonie October 11, 2007