Riggity-Roo

A more powerful form of Goofy Ahh.

My riggity-roo ahh dad smacked me in the back of the head with a steering wheel

by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022

Three Ring Coiler

A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

by jorgorthebarbarian August 23, 2009

Pork Ring

A gentleman's reference to the anal sphincter. The bung or rectum.

Carl: I made the old lady squirm last night.

Roger: How so?
Carl: Gave her two fingers knuckle deep in the pork ring.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2016

balls rangin'

when you're talking to a baddie at a party and your phone starts to ring in your pocket

hold up, my balls rangin'

by artdad December 4, 2016

Jelly Ring

A dirty anal region. An unclean balloon knot. One marred with sweat and fecal remnants.

I went down on Rachel to her her lucious booty but found a jelly ring and sent her to the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Ham Ring

The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.

Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.

I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.

Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.

by Eaton Holgoode April 10, 2017

Bum Ring

A more polite term for the word asshole.

"Eugh, Jerry... You're such a fucking Bum Ring."

by Baxtermikasa October 9, 2018