pabst blue ribbon

The beer of choice among poor, northern folk. The beer teenage kids steal from their parents because it's been in the back of the fridge/in the basement since 1982. A beer that, if drank often, will keep your shit liquid for a week straight. This beer should be drank by all beer drinkers so they can truly appreciate how great their usual, non-Pabst, beer tastes.

I drank Mich-Golden last night and had the first solid shit I've had in four years (True story)

by Pabst12 March 24, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Dude 1: Dude, you're getting PBR?
Dude 2: Well yeah dude, we're going to a party.
Dude 1: Ohhh, in case you leave the case there!
Dude 2: Exactly.

by Happy Bobby January 3, 2005

white ribbon of death

In skiing or riding: a super sick and steep spine line.

Dude, I was totally stoked shredding that white ribbon of death. It was the burly gnar gnar

by jhizzi October 20, 2018

pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!

Getting me a Pabst! YARRR!

by Alex February 14, 2005

blue ribbon pig

A police officer who treats everybody, regardless of background, the same.

He may have treated me like shit, but that blue ribbon pig does so to everybody.

by kingbobz July 12, 2014

Delicious ribbon candy

Refers to pussy, but only around the Christmas / holiday season

I took her ms Claus panties off and partook of her delicious ribbon candy

by Macsyourguy December 27, 2016

red ribbon

something a guy gets when he goes down on a girl when she is on her red ribbon.

girl: you just earned you red ribbon

guy: mmmm, it makes it sweeter

by Misty Dawson September 16, 2008